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Bender: "Uff. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination?"

Clerk: "No, get out. Next!"

Bender then walks out into a world of magical beer fairies and cigar trees while whistling.

Heredity doesn't matter and family is who you choose.

As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all.

Death... is something that is necessary. If people were to live forever, they wouldn't be truly living life. They would simply exist and take that very existence for granted. And the people who die... They are like a fire. They burn brightly, like a torch in the darkness. But sooner or later, they will go out... That is what makes them so beautiful.

''We are free... Like water flows...''

The tragedy of life is in what dies inside a man while he lives - the death of genuine feeling, the death of inspired response, the awareness that makes it possible to feel the pain or the glory of other men in yourself.

Crying is cleansing. There's a reason for tears, happiness or sadness.

Crying is cleansing. There's a reason for tears, happiness or sadness.

First, accept sadness. Realize that without losing, winning isn't so great.

I believe that you first have to listen to someone before you decide what to do. Sometimes, their reasons can help figure out a way to solve things without any bloodshed. Some people are simply victims of circumstance, and others deserve what's coming to them.

SadMan is Sad. - HappyMan.

If you love someone, then doing anything that makes them sad should make you sad. And making them happy makes you happy. If you force them to love you back then it's just... it isn't right. They should love you because they love you!

If you enjoy something, then enjoy it.

We have Been Through A Lot Together And Most Of It Was Your Fault.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel right now.

I like Shirou. I really like him and I like his ideal. However, I do not agree with his extreme way to defend and pursue it. That's the point I'm trying to prove - that I understand there are reasons not to like him. But there are even better reasons to love him.

HATERS WILL BROADCAST YOUR FAILURE BUT WHISPER YOUR SUCCESS.

"War is an ugly thing, but it is not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling, which thinks that nothing is worth war, is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." - John Stuart Mill

I'm sorry.

I'm imagining Shirou wearing the little sword charm like a Core Drill.

"My soul is the soul that will create the heavens! Her sword is the sword that will save the people! Our blood is the blood that will inspire hope! My burning Fate is telling me to defeat you! Unlimited Blade Works!"

It's my policy to always expect the worst, that way, when something good happens, I can be pleasantly surprised.

You've got to walk through the darkest pits of hell to make it to heaven.

it's always darkest before dawn.

Fate is fickle and Irony is a driving force of the world.

"Sometimes, it better not to think too much. Sometimes, the first feeling that occur in our head when we first experienced things is the correct one."

One day I'll forget this tale that changed me so much. It is sad.

But remember: once upon a time, someone read this story - and changed.

No, we actually wouldn't mind them fighting, but we just don't wanna see Superman loose.

See, this reminds of something that my friend said to me back when we used to play with toys, back in the day. Often it was with the "Super Powers" figures. Anyway, we were playing he was using Batman and I was using Superman, and towards the end, he wanted to have Batman fall to his death. And I was like, "Superman can save the day". But he pointed out that Superman shouldn't always save the day. That he can win, but he should also lose from time to time. I think that's more than acceptable for the character. For any character, really. Here.

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 * The 90's was a lot lighter than today. Remember we live in Post-9/11 world, filled with crap like mass shootings, corrupt governments, and stupid teenage popstars.

People no longer want to see villians jailed or dropped of at city hall only to break out again, they simply want them dead. Ultimately, Superman is still a fictional character. He can only be what the writers allow him to be. If the fans think Superman needs to be made darker to fit the current era, guess what's going to happen?

As for the Superman X Wonder Woman pairing.... C'mon they're made for each other. Like Biologically made for each other.

Yea, I'm talking about sex You know you were thinkin it, too...

How far would you go to save someone...

How much blood would you voluntarily shed for them...

How deep in the muck would you be willing to trek through to reach them...

How long would you remain defiant before submitting to the Darkness that traps them...